Mindless.

It’s no secret that I love stuff like this. It’s great to do something to which I know all the answers!

25 questions that no one would EVER think to ask.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Fluish? Funny, you don’t look fluish.

2. How much cash do you have on you?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. I have $4.25. And that’s only because I wrote a check and got cash back after grocery shopping so I could pick up hamburger meat at a place that doesn’t take checks, and where I didn’t want to use the check card for fear that our checking account really is as low as I think it is.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with TEST?
Rest.

4. Planet?
Mars

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list:
Without looking, it would have to be D. No one else calls me on my cell, and the only missed calls around here in the past few days have been the hospital (D was on call), and the kids and I were gone.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
The theme from Bewitched

7. What shirt are you wearing?
A purple sweatshirt featuring our local high school’s mascot...and a healthy amount of dried baby snot.

8. What do you label yourself?
Mom. (Unfortunately, most of the time in the frumpy sort of scattered, tired “Mom”)

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're recently wearing?
I never wear shoes in the house. I can’t stand it! Podiatrists and orthopaedists be damned, you who tell me I must wear orthotics 80% of the time. When I do wear shoes (like to work and stuff), they’re New Balance running shoes...and they’re badly in need of replacement.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
Depends. Kitchen - bright. Bedroom - dark. I’m not sure I spend time in any other rooms in my house...

11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Coughing, occasionally interrupted by sleep.

12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Got your message about the meat. Will call later.

13. Where is your nearest 7-11?
I haven’t seen a 7 - 11 since I was a kid. The closest thing we have here would be either the gas station a few blocks away, or the drive thru convenience place a few blocks away the other way.

14. What's a saying that you say a lot?
A, please!!!

15. Who told you they loved you last?
A. I had bedtime duty tonight.

16. Last furry thing you touched?
Maggie.

17. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
Prenatals, Synthroid, Tylenol

18. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Yeah. Right. We’ve done digital forever. However, I have this romantic notion that someday I’m going to locate the single roll of film we managed to take on our honeymoon and get it developed for D.

19. Favorite age you have been so far?
I’m liking 30! Good thing...it’s over in a couple of weeks...

20. Your worst enemy?
Carbs.

21. What is your current desktop picture?
The view looking across Lake Huron from our cabin on Drummond Island, MI. It was taken on vacation last summer.

22. What was the last thing you said to someone?
(To A): OK, bud. 10 minutes with your Leapster, then it’s lights out.

23. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you choose? No doubt, the million.

24. Do you like someone?
Well, of course I like D. I also like George Clooney, Tyler Florence, and men in kilts.

25. The last song you listened to?
I’ve got Rockapella on iTunes right now. The last song I listened to in full was Dvorak’s New World Symphony while J wiggled around and A did his famous “Wild Chicken Dance”.