Logic

Of a 5-year old:

“I’ve heard that drinking lots of orange juice will make me strong and give me a fighting chance against germs. So I want to drink a lot of orange juice so I won’t have to wash my hands anymore.”

Of a 2-year old:

“I not go pee-pee in the potty til I wear my big-girl underpants.”

Ah. Now I see where we’ve gone wrong. We’re approaching all of these problems from the wrong angle. Perhaps we ought to let the children run the house.